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一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语zt (汉语版)

前台小姐:“Hello.”(你好 )

  老外:“Hi.”(嗨)

  前台小姐:“You have what thing?”(你有什么事?)

  老外:“Can you speak english?”(你能讲英语吗?)

  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” (如果我讲的不是英语,那是什么?)

  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”(有没有其它人会讲英语?)

  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”(你自己看看,所有人都在忙,没人有时间,你能等就等,不能等就走! )

  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” (天哪,这里有没有人能讲英语?)

  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”(你叫什么叫,安静一点,你来这里有什么事?)

  老外:“I want to speak to your head.”(我想找你们领导 )

  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”( 头不在,你明天来!)
君声丽影,齐唱秦歌!
我相信鬼老能听懂。就像鬼老不按牌理讲中文我们一样听懂一样。
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虽然语法有问题,但是单词只要发音正确一样能董地
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