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数学家庭作业

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      A little boy was doing his math homework.

  He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine."


  His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

  The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

  "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

  "Yes," he answered.

  So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

  The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

  The mother asked, "But... are you teaching them to say 'three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine?'"

  After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, "Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
感受你在我心中慢慢的放大
haha~~~~~~.
……走过的路,想过的事,仿佛愈来愈远,愈来愈长,愈来愈多,愈难以抛开……
这叫一个逗。。。。。
他说:我是个无能的梦想家可是我不想让心里的东西慢慢死亡      
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还好了不是特别逗
是你的原创吗?
我每次看英语笑语都不会很开心的笑,估计是理解力不够啦。。
[color=blue]我向星星许了个愿。我并不是真的相信它,但是反正也是免费的,而且也没有证据证明它不灵。[/color]
Originally posted by Tracy at 2004-5-12 03:10 PM:
我每次看英语笑语都不会很开心的笑,估计是理解力不够啦。。
humorless,actually
Originally posted by claire at 2004-5-12 15:02:
还好了不是特别逗
是你的原创吗?
不是我的原创, 如果是我的原创是不是就特别豆了??
感受你在我心中慢慢的放大
Originally posted by 魔幻蓝天 at 2004-5-13 24:
不是我的原创, 如果是我的原创是不是就特别豆了??
对呀,真是小聪明
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水平不够啊,
看不大明白
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