讲个笑话！！！可招笑了.....

zyh_1012

<P>一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：</P>
<P>&nbsp;<BR><FONT color=red size=5>"兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！） <BR></P>
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<P>县长讲完后，主持人说<FONT color=red size=5>："咸菜请香肠酱瓜！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：现在请乡长讲话！） <BR></P>
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<P>乡长说<FONT color=red size=5>："兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！） <BR></P>
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<P><FONT color=red size=5>"不要酱瓜，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。" <BR></FONT></P>
<P>（翻译：不要讲话，我讲个故事给你们听听! ）</P>
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<P>哈哈哈哈哈啊哈...........喷饭吗？<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <BR></P>

等待天晴的雨

后面还应该加上：我这辈子就指着这个笑话活呢

jovizheng

挺招笑的~~~~呵呵~~~

日照雨下

哎呀妈呀，太招笑啦。
啊哈哈哈……

白猫

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原帖由 <I>zyh_1012</I> 于 2007-10-25 15:12 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056149&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A>&nbsp;......</P>
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<P>晕哦！！草原兄咋滴了？？不怕被大嫂瞅见介张图？？？<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/sad_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="42"> </P>

放任_分离

狼的部落

呵呵
搞笑搞笑！
如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？
陕西？

等待天晴的雨

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原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑！如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？陕西？

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<P>对！讨厌的花姑就是这么说话的！就是那里的口音！！<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3">&nbsp;<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> </P>

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原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑！如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？陕西？

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<P>俺也正想问捏，这是哪里的话，<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/red_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="44"> </P>