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标题: 讲个笑话!!!可招笑了..... [打印本页]

作者: zyh_1012    时间: 2007-10-25 15:12     标题: 讲个笑话!!!可招笑了.....

<P>一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告:</P>
<P>&nbsp;<BR><FONT color=red size=5>"兔子们,虾米们,猪尾巴!不要酱瓜,咸菜太贵啦!!"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>(翻译:同志们,乡民们,注意吧!不要讲话,现在开会啦!!) <BR></P>
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<P>县长讲完后,主持人说<FONT color=red size=5>:"咸菜请香肠酱瓜!"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>(翻译:现在请乡长讲话!) <BR></P>
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<P>乡长说<FONT color=red size=5>:"兔子们,今天的饭狗吃了,大家都是大王八!"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>(翻译:同志们,今天的饭够吃了,大家都使大碗吧!) <BR></P>
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<P><FONT color=red size=5>"不要酱瓜,我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。" <BR></FONT></P>
<P>(翻译:不要讲话,我讲个故事给你们听听! )</P>
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<P>哈哈哈哈哈啊哈...........喷饭吗?<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <BR></P>

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作者: 等待天晴的雨    时间: 2007-10-25 15:25

后面还应该加上:我这辈子就指着这个笑话活呢
作者: jovizheng    时间: 2007-10-25 17:15

挺招笑的~~~~呵呵~~~
作者: 日照雨下    时间: 2007-10-25 17:47

哎呀妈呀,太招笑啦。
啊哈哈哈……
作者: 白猫    时间: 2007-10-25 18:05

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作者: 填写    时间: 2007-10-25 19:34

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原帖由 <I>zyh_1012</I> 于 2007-10-25 15:12 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056149&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A>&nbsp;......</P>
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<P>晕哦!!草原兄咋滴了??不怕被大嫂瞅见介张图???<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/sad_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="42"> </P>
作者: 放任_分离    时间: 2007-10-25 21:38


作者: 狼的部落    时间: 2007-10-25 22:07

呵呵
搞笑搞笑!
如果光把红字念出来,是哪里的口音呢?
陕西?
作者: 等待天晴的雨    时间: 2007-10-26 08:20

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原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑!如果光把红字念出来,是哪里的口音呢?陕西?
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<P>对!讨厌的花姑就是这么说话的!就是那里的口音!!<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3">&nbsp;<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> </P>
作者: 花开为你    时间: 2007-10-27 14:14

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原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑!如果光把红字念出来,是哪里的口音呢?陕西?
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<P>俺也正想问捏,这是哪里的话,<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/red_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="44"> </P>
作者: 花开为你    时间: 2007-10-27 14:15

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原帖由 <I>等待天晴的雨</I> 于 2007-10-26 08:20 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056310&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> &nbsp; 对!讨厌的花姑就是这么说话的!就是那里的口音!!&nbsp;
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<P>江西话吧,哈哈,你应该会吧?</P>
作者: 豆豆1984    时间: 2007-10-30 09:13


作者: hnzjp    时间: 2007-10-30 10:09

湖南方言呢
作者: 茜茜cherry    时间: 2007-10-30 14:25

哈哈哈哈哈哈.....
作者: lxy824    时间: 2007-10-30 17:53


作者: zyh_1012    时间: 2007-10-30 22:26

请勿对号入座
作者: ~~windflower~~    时间: 2007-10-31 10:59

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原帖由 <I>zyh_1012</I> 于 2007-10-30 22:26 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1057250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 请勿对号入座<IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/omg_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="2"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/omg_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="2"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/74_74.gif" border=0 smilieid="38"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/74_74.gif" border=0 smilieid="38">
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<P>如有雷同,纯属巧合</P>
作者: gallin    时间: 2007-10-31 18:35

哈哈,这辈子就指它活了……




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