Board logo

标题: 讲个笑话！！！可招笑了..... [打印本页]
作者: zyh_1012    时间: 2007-10-25 15:12     标题: 讲个笑话！！！可招笑了.....

<P>一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：</P>
<P>&nbsp;<BR><FONT color=red size=5>"兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意吧！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！） <BR></P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>县长讲完后，主持人说<FONT color=red size=5>："咸菜请香肠酱瓜！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：现在请乡长讲话！） <BR></P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>乡长说<FONT color=red size=5>："兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八！"</FONT> <BR></P>
<P>（翻译：同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！） <BR></P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P><FONT color=red size=5>"不要酱瓜，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。" <BR></FONT></P>
<P>（翻译：不要讲话，我讲个故事给你们听听! ）</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>哈哈哈哈哈啊哈...........喷饭吗？<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <BR></P>

图片附件: DF830FE3BF5DD5E60209232E321B61FA.JPG (2007-10-25 15:12, 12.39 KB) / 下载次数 1
http://chyichin.net/attachment.php?aid=39530&k=47fc480af54298bc4b090d902e37c943&t=1732758178&sid=G771qP

作者: 等待天晴的雨    时间: 2007-10-25 15:25

后面还应该加上：我这辈子就指着这个笑话活呢
作者: jovizheng    时间: 2007-10-25 17:15

挺招笑的~~~~呵呵~~~
作者: 日照雨下    时间: 2007-10-25 17:47

哎呀妈呀，太招笑啦。
啊哈哈哈……
作者: 白猫    时间: 2007-10-25 18:05

<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90">&nbsp;<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90">

图片附件: 2_21_5ZOI5ZOI5ZOI5ZOIIA==.gif (2007-10-25 18:05, 35.85 KB) / 下载次数 0
http://chyichin.net/attachment.php?aid=39534&k=3cc6541fc053a417c4ea79aeaf83a34b&t=1732758178&sid=G771qP



图片附件: 2_21_5ZOI5ZOI5ZOI5ZOIIA==.gif (2007-10-25 18:05, 35.85 KB) / 下载次数 0
http://chyichin.net/attachment.php?aid=39535&k=e3e9cc97f5578b72e8ee02f9b39571f1&t=1732758178&sid=G771qP



图片附件: 20070928_fcc0eece54d87c3a3498I5bkUhkIdgx8.gif (2007-10-25 18:05, 10.99 KB) / 下载次数 0
http://chyichin.net/attachment.php?aid=39536&k=81d5bddb42082e96ef46cf68a219fb61&t=1732758178&sid=G771qP



图片附件: mao nh.gif (2007-10-25 18:05, 5.5 KB) / 下载次数 0
http://chyichin.net/attachment.php?aid=39537&k=65fb9e81fdafabfb245ea9bb57672921&t=1732758178&sid=G771qP

作者: 填写    时间: 2007-10-25 19:34

<P>
原帖由 <I>zyh_1012</I> 于 2007-10-25 15:12 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056149&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A>&nbsp;......</P>
<P><IMG src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/attachments/forumid_23/20071025_114478ac441a91bfa6e5IUvEkP59l9p9.jpg"></P>
<P>&nbsp;...
</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>晕哦！！草原兄咋滴了？？不怕被大嫂瞅见介张图？？？<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/sad_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="42"> </P>
作者: 放任_分离    时间: 2007-10-25 21:38

作者: 狼的部落    时间: 2007-10-25 22:07

呵呵
搞笑搞笑！
如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？
陕西？
作者: 等待天晴的雨    时间: 2007-10-26 08:20

<P>&nbsp;
原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑！如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？陕西？
</P>
<P>对！讨厌的花姑就是这么说话的！就是那里的口音！！<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3">&nbsp;<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/wink_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="3"> </P>
作者: 花开为你    时间: 2007-10-27 14:14

<P><IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/red_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="44">&nbsp;
原帖由 <I>狼的部落</I> 于 2007-10-25 22:07 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 呵呵搞笑搞笑！如果光把红字念出来，是哪里的口音呢？陕西？
</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>俺也正想问捏，这是哪里的话，<IMG alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/smilies/red_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="44"> </P>
作者: 花开为你    时间: 2007-10-27 14:15

<P>
原帖由 <I>等待天晴的雨</I> 于 2007-10-26 08:20 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1056310&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> &nbsp; 对！讨厌的花姑就是这么说话的！就是那里的口音！！&nbsp;
</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>江西话吧，哈哈，你应该会吧？</P>
作者: 豆豆1984    时间: 2007-10-30 09:13

作者: hnzjp    时间: 2007-10-30 10:09

湖南方言呢
作者: 茜茜cherry    时间: 2007-10-30 14:25

哈哈哈哈哈哈．．．．．
作者: lxy824    时间: 2007-10-30 17:53

作者: zyh_1012    时间: 2007-10-30 22:26

请勿对号入座
作者: ~~windflower~~    时间: 2007-10-31 10:59

<P>
原帖由 <I>zyh_1012</I> 于 2007-10-30 22:26 发表 <A href="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1057250&amp;ptid=42085" target=_blank><IMG onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif');}" alt="" src="http://www.chyichin.net/newbbs/images/common/back.gif" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt='Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out';}" border=0></A> 请勿对号入座<IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/titter.gif" border=0 smilieid="90"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/omg_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="2"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/omg_smile.gif" border=0 smilieid="2"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/74_74.gif" border=0 smilieid="38"> <IMG alt="" src="images/smilies/74_74.gif" border=0 smilieid="38">
</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>如有雷同,纯属巧合</P>
作者: gallin    时间: 2007-10-31 18:35

哈哈，这辈子就指它活了……



欢迎光临 齐秦歌友会－－中华齐秦歌迷俱乐部 (http://chyichin.net/) Powered by Discuz! 7.0.0