歌词：
now many, many years ago when I was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter, had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-low and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother ‘cuz she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter, even though it brought my joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became the brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, that also made him brother of the widow’s grown up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother
I'm My Own Grandpa
I'm My Own Grandpa
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so
For I'm My Own Grandpa
我是我自己的爷爷
我是我自己的爷爷
这听起来很滑稽但事实如此
我是我自己的爷爷
My father’s wife then had a son that kept him on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my dauther’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue
Because she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I’m my own grandpa
